WHILE MAKING LOVE, HE SAYS:
-Darling, Let’s do 68!!
-68???? What’s That?
-You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.
WIFE AND HUSBAND HAVE BOUGHT CONDOMS WITH DIFFERENT FLAVORS:
-Darling, I will turn off the light, I’ll put one on and you guess the flavor.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
-Gorgonzola!!
-Wait, It’s not on yet!!
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Good Morning all, It is suppose to snow today, I hope it’s nothing major though, it’s just pretty chilly right now, Mom is doing well, she saw her nurse yesterday, mo complaints lately. Today is “FREAKY FRIDAY” so the name of this quiz is “HOW FUCKABLE ARE YOU?” Their is no right or wrong answers, just you guys opinions, just be honest. I hope you guys have a great weekend and all goes well for you, take care all, peace ♥
Very sexy Fran, both of these are great, thanks
Good Morning Pugsley
Margie, I hope things are going ok. We miss you….hurry back!
How Fuckable Are You?
(1) Do you masturbate?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) What’s Masturbate?
(a) Yes
d) Only when Ken is out of town.
Yes
(2) If Yes, where do you usually do it?
(a) In the shower
(b) In Bed
(c) In your car
(d) At work
(b) In Bed, on the couch, in a chair….no one particular place.
e) Wherever I am when I get the urge.
(a) In the shower
(b) In Bed
(c) In your car
(d) At work
(3) Do you like to be bitten or whipped?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) Sometimes
(b) No, unless it’s whipped cream.
b) No, not really
No
(4) Do You like “PDA” ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) I am alone
(b) No, not really
PDA ? I thought this was a computer connection!
b) No
(b) No
(5) Do you consider BEING KINKY……
(a) Whips and chains
(b) Slappin that ass
(c) bangin your friends GF/ Or BF
(d) None of the above
(d) None of the above, nothing too extreme
d) None of the above
None of the above
(6) You take your date back to your house you invite them in, what do you do?
(a) Sit quietly on the couch
(b) Take control of him or her and have wild sex that night
(c) Wait for them to make the first move
well, let’s see if I can remember….(b) Take control of him or her and have wild sex that night
Depends on the man, but ‘b’ would be my answer. There are ways to take control without the man knowing he is being manipulated!
Wait for them to make the first move
years ago it would have been b, but the way people yell rape nowadays.
(7) Do you like to go home with someone you just met?
(a) yes
(b) No
(b) No….I think that now that I’m older, I think before I leap.
b) Not in today’s world
(a) yes
(8) Do you consider yourself good in bed?
(a) Yes
(b) No
I’ve had no complaints
Are you talking to me???
a) Yes, of course
Hell Yes
(9) Do you like oral sex?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(a) Yes, I sure do!
Need you ask?
a) Yes
Yes
is he related to Oral Roberts
(10) Do you watch Porn?
(a) yes
(b) no
(c) sometimes
(b) no, I did when I was married….a very long time ago. I really don’t like that crap!
b) No I like to make my own porn (without film in the camera!!)
(c) sometimes
(11) If yes, do you masturbate while watching?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) Sometimes
Sometimes
(12) Imagine yourself on a deserted Island, and you have two choices, I – get rescued? 2 Have sex and not be rescued?
(a) Get rescued
(b) Have sex, I’ll stay here
(c) I wouldn’t know what to do
(a) Get rescued….there would be plenty of time to have sex later.
It would depend on what man I was with on the Island.
Get rescued
(13) When having sex, male and female, do you like anal penetration?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(b) No, the rectum is an exit, not an entrance.
oh hell no
(14) Would you consider yourself FUCKABLE?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(a) Yes….BRING IT!
a) Yes!!
Yes
of course
((15) Your walking down the street, you are feeling very horny, you….
(a) Hurry and go home
(b) Go back to your car
(c) Find a secluded corner to relieve your frustration
(a) Hurry and go home
c) Find a secluded corner to relieve my frustration!
Find a secluded corner to relieve your frustration
(16) You are on the first date with someone, you……
(a) Think about the positions you can try with your date
(b) You try to be a good listener
(c) all of the above
(c) all of the above
c) All of the above
all of the above
(17) What’s your favorite position?
(a) Doggy style
(b) Missionary
(c) I like to mix it up
(a) Doggy style
c) I like to mix it up
I like to mix it up
(18) How many dates do you think you should go on before having sex?
(a)1
(b) 3
(c) Several dates
(a) 1
b) Three at least, but sometimes a one night stand can be very exciting!
3
(19) Would you have sex with a total stranger, If they came on to you and they were very fine and you were very horny?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(a) Yes….I would call that ‘a first date’.
c) Probably
Yes
go for it
(20) Where do you most like to have sex? Your Bed, His or her bed or a Hot Tub?
(a) My bed
(b) His or her bed
(c) Hot Tub
(d) Who cares, I just want to sleep
(a) My bed, or wherever I am at the moment. It can even be on the floor or on the couch.
e) Wherever I am when the urge strikes!
(a) My bed
(b) His or her bed
(c) Hot Tub
Thanks to all who come by, i appreciate the support, I hope you guys have a wonderful, peaceful weekend, take care all, peace out ♥
Thanks Aggie, we appreciate all you do for us. Have a great weekend and be safe! ♥
Thanks Fran, love the lips very sexy, Fran, what about the trueblood logo with the lips, That’s a very sexy one also. I wish you the same my dear, take care
The one with the blood drip? That’s yours, I would not use someone elses gravatar.
Fran, it’s fine if you did, I don’t own the image, others have used it on facebook, there are different versions of it also and we would not be using it at the same time either, go ahead, it’s a great image
Another good freaky Friday Aggie. Thanks for all your hard work. Have a great weekend.
Thanks Betty, Thanks for taking the time, I wish you the same, I hope you have much fun with Ken ♥
to everyone that comes by later…
Ditto, Take care guys ♥
Margie, I hope you come back soon, Take care of yourself and Bill, I hope you have a great weekend ♥
Thx for all the hard work you do and thx Frannie love the pictures, Hello to everyone that comes by later, have a fun & safe week-end.
Hi Mike, thanks for coming by, I hope things are getting better for you, take care ♥
Hi all! Yes Anggie I was still up but did not check out my computer..
Hope everything is fine with you , sorry I did not really care to take to days test, just not my kind of thing. Looks like everyone had fun..
Got to go to the Doctors at 3pm. to day so I’ll see you all later… Bye for now…..
That’s Ok Bobo, I’m not twisting anyone’s arm to do the quiz, if your not comfortable don’t do it, no problem
OH FOR GOD’S SAKE Who the hell taught Bobo to do Smileys???
I like the new avatar Bob.. very nice. These are the code words for each smiley. Add a colon before and after the word… and leave a space before and after the entire code..
Like this ….. Here is a smiley I like :codeword: pretty cool huh?
evil
twisted
shock
cool
mad
sad
cry
oops
roll
wink
razz
eek
lol
smile
grin
mrgreen
???
neutral
arrow
!
?
idea
Wouldn’t you know it!
I’m home, stopped at my local sport pub, had a few rum & cokes, thought some one would say something, always the wrong time!
Well going to have some dinner soon see you all later I hope!………
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6;52 pm. Great dinner time to watch some of last nights tv shows…
see you maybe later…….
: arrow : Let’s see did I get it right?
NO…Try again….
Thank you JT!
Your a pal!
Going to watch Chuck….see you soon……
GOODNIGHT ALL !
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Quiz Results
Mike- 49%- Meaning you are very fuckable,, you like to have fun and be fucked also do the fucking. you scored higher than 24% of your peers
Fran- 40%- meaning you are XXX Fuckable, you like fun and attention, you like to be fucked and also do the fucking. You scored higher than 11% of your peers.
Betty- 38%- meaning, you are very fuckable, you sometimes like to take over but for the most part you let the other person be more aggressive.You scored higher than 10% of your peers.
have a great sunday all, Thanks Jt, for helping out Bobo, copy those down Bobo, so you don’t forget them. Take care all ♥
I got them all & printed out a copy, thanks !
……. Thanks to JT! 
How is everyone today? I’m just
Looks like the smiley did not work in my mail JT! Is there a new post or are we still with this page?
Bobo. Aggie only puts one post up over the weekend. We will see a new one Monday morning. There isn’t a whole lot happening over the weekend, unless there’s a good football game on and someone comments about it.
BTW, carry on with the smilies….Ted just loves them.
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a man in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde woman about the same age. The circus owner tells them, “I’m going to be honest with you, this is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?”
The girl says, “I’ll go first.” She ignores the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s mouth is on the floor. He says, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.” He then turns to the young man and asks, “Can you top that?”
The young man replies. “No problem, just get that lion out of the way.”
“Well, dear what’s it to be tonight?” said the amorous hubby.
“Hmmm … I’m in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?” replied his mate.
“Turkey style? I’ve heard of ‘doggy style,’ but what in the world is turkey style?”
To which the wife replied, “Gobble, gobble, gobble!”
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, “Hey Dad! What are you doing?”
His father says, “I’m filling your mother’s tank.”
Little Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning.”
Thanks Frannie………..
Very funny!…….
Goodnight fran……………..