“Have A Great Sunday, Sports Geeks”

This for all the sports geeks out there, I think it will be easier for you to talk about sports on another page rather than a sex page, so when you guys are watching sports  I will be popping some corn and watching a movie, sounds good to me, the only sports I like are figure  skating and some of the olympic stuff. L8R Guys ♥

“Welcome To Freaky Friday”- I Thank God I Was Raised Catholic, So Sex Will Always Be DIRTY!!!!

WHILE MAKING LOVE, HE SAYS:

-Darling, Let’s do 68!!

-68???? What’s That?

-You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.

WIFE AND HUSBAND HAVE BOUGHT CONDOMS WITH DIFFERENT FLAVORS:

-Darling, I will turn off the light, I’ll put one on and you guess the flavor.

As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth  and says:

-Gorgonzola!!

-Wait, It’s not on yet!!

“T.V. Is An Anesthetic For The Pain Of The Modern World”

“Today, Watching T.V. Often Means Fighting, Violence And Foul Language- And That’s Just Deciding Who Gets To Hold The Remote Control”

“Never Let One’s Self, Be Beaten Down By Persons Or Events”

“When one door closes another door opens, But we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, That we do not see the ones that open for us”

“Our Perfect Companions, Never Have Fewer Than Four Feet”

“It Often Happens That A Man Is More Humanely Related To A Cat Or A Dog Than To Any Human Being”

“Hope Is Like The Sun, Which, As We Journey Toward It, Casts The Shadow Of Our Burden Behind Us”

“Without Inspiration The Best Powers Of The Mind Remain Dormant, There Is Fuel In Us Which Needs To Be Ignited With Sparks”

“Welcome To Freaky Friday”- “Sex Without Love Is An Empty Experience, But As Empty Experiences Go It’s One Of The Best”

AN ODE TO ORAL SEX

Penis breath, a lover’s dread

Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be

Be grateful that he doesn’t pee

It’s times like this, you wonder why

You bothered reaching for his fly

But it’s too late, can’t be a tease

Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you’ve got a job to do

So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip, then take it all

Don’t drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down,use your tongue

And feel the precum start to run

So when The Fuck’s He gonna cum

Just when you can’t take it anymore

You hear your lover’s Mighty Roar

And when he hits that real high note

You feel it oozing down your throat

Salty, fishy, Sticky, Yucky Stuff

Okay, already that’s enough

Let’s switch you say, before you gag

And what’s your revenge, your on THE RAG!!!!

“If There Is One Thing Actor’s Know, It’s That There Is No Such Thing As Best In Acting” – Sean Penn

“Oscar And I have something in common.  Oscar first came to  the Hollywood scene in 1928. So Did I, We’re both a little weather beaten, but, we’re still here and plan to be around for a whole lot longer”- John
Wayne

“Concentration And Mental Toughness Are The Margins Of Victory”

“Discipline and concentration, are a matter of being interested”

“Too Often We Underestimate The Power Of A Touch, A Smile, A Kind Word, A Listening Ear, An Honest Compliment, Or The Smallest Act Of Caring, All Of Which Have The Potential To Turn A Life Around”

“Be thankful for what you have; You’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.”